Sometimes it’s hard to describe your love for someone.
Next time you try, maybe this video will help you out.
The Gossetts
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Unemployment Rate Video
If you haven’t heard any of the recent talk about the Nation’s unemployment rates and such “wonderful” news, you need to pay more attention.
I’m not interested in getting into political debates, but I did find this video hilarious. Enjoy the humor.
This video is from the MintLife blog, which I would highly recommend.
Scratch & Sniff
We put petunias in the hanging baskets on our front porch. They not only look nice and their leggy nature works well in a hanging basket, but they smell wonderful!
Because of the miracle of modern technology, I’ve been able to include this scratch ‘n sniff picture of one of the petunias.
Scratch 'N Sniff
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Valum anyone?
I took my friend Emil to the Hospital a while ago to get an MRI. They prescribed him some Valum to relax. I asked if he would share.
He said no.
But, after 20 mg, he was good to go. And happy.
I should add that after 5 mg, people usually get really loopy.
That’s all for now.
How I got “fire-balled” in the face…
Last night I wanted to get dinner started before Dan got home and we were having something on the grill. So, I went outside to start the grill. Like normal, I turned on the gas first, then the the knobby-things and pushed the clicky red button. That didn’t work. It just clicked instead of igniting.
After trying that a couple of times I decided I needed to get the candle-lighter-wand-thingy. As I went inside for just one moment to get the aforementioned tool, I left the gas on, thinking that if it was the case of not having enough gas to ignite then it would accumulate with a closed lid and light more easily.
As I walked out the back door to the grill, it occured to me that this might go very wrong.
So I clicky-thingied the lighter and opened the grill. And WOOSSSHHH…
Then I got fireballed in the face.
(I wonder if this would be a good substitute to the “and then I found five dollars” punch-line?)
The first thing I did was to look down at myself to make sure I wasn’t still on fire. Check.
Second thing I did was feel my face and hair to make sure it was still there. Check.
Then, I noticed my arm hairs were a little curly and crispy. But that’s OK.
The grill was lit and no harm done. I guess it worked. And the grilled Mojo Pork was very good.
The End.
What was he doing?
I was in the men’s locker room about to work out and I heard a strange noise. A blow dryer. I hear that noise often as my wife uses one to dry her hair after a shower, but it was a foreign noise to the men’s locker room.
When I walked around the corner I saw the man who was primping himself for work. He had a blow-dryer, hairspray and a large paddle-like brush. He had the hairspray and blow-dryer combo doing a number on the top of his head. If it wasn’t enough that this man had these items in a men’s locker room, get this… he was bald.
This poor man was either in denial or stuck in a routine that was so engrained in him that he did not notice that he no longer had any hair to primp. Instead, he had a very full and thick culdesac of hair. It went all the way around from temple to temple with Castanza-like grace. However, this man was primping this bald scalp on top.
I did feel sorry for him. But first I laughed pretty hard inside. Other than hairspraying and blow drying his scalp, he was a pretty nice guy. He tried to start a short conversation with me. I gave short answers and tried to get out of there as quickly as I could before I laughed at him.
Balding seems to be the new trend. It’s almost like the new cool haircut. However, if you are bald, embrace it. Confidence is better than denial. Confidence gets your followed. Denial gets you made fun of.
